FOR FATHER’S DAY…THINGS I DO THAT EMBARRASS MY KIDS

1) I sing Broadway tunes in public with loud vibrato: “I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty, and witty and bright…” – West Side Story

2) I dance in public: “Watch me whip, watch me…”

3) I’ll socialize with anybody breathing.

4) I try to rap like Jay Z…white guy style.

5) I give them big hugs in public.

6) I laugh obnoxiously in a crowd…on purpose.

7) I pick stuff out of their hair, wipe ketchup off their face, generally groom them in public like monkeys.

8) I put posts like this where their friends can see it:)

9) At events, I keep clapping, loudly,  long after the audience has stopped applauding…until people start looking at us uncomfortably.

10) I exist;)

“Children’s children (Grandchildren) are the crown of old men; and the glory of children are their fathers.” – Proverbs 17:6 (KJV)

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!!!

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